BAND NAMES

Probably my favorite past time and waste of time.... is coming up with band names... A few of these exist in some incarnation of sorts (they are asterisked), but the vast majority are just that... names.  Perhaps, I run a low risk of someone actually wanting to borrow or steal one of these ridiculous gems... i'm ok with that... i ask only two things... 1) send me a message and just tell me you are doing that... or ask... i will be flattered and respect you for making the effort...  2) make sure your band is fucking awesome!  (Also, i have not fact checked all of these... so there may be some of these bands that already exist in the real world... but i can promise you these all came straight from my itchy kitschy brain) 

Ok... and so it begins...

  • Secret Gods
  • We Aren't We
  • Not Snot Just Sound
  • The Evaporationators
  • Accidentists
  • Bananimals
  • Only We Stand Alone
  • The Ponderers
  • Forender Forenever
  • Menace and the Denizens
  • Gastronomers
  • Perfect Slip Knot
  • Syndrome of a Down
  • Bad Butchers
  • Wee Little Trees
  • Animal Circuits
  • Thuggernaughts
  • Smelly Cunt Trees
  • Such Good Criers
  • Fucking Happy People
  • Universe Titties
  • We Weirdos
  • The Old Knew
  • Heart Smash Hearts Mash (Co-created with Sir Joe Blankenship)
  • Jelly Skeletals
  • Indefatigables
  • The Trounce
  • Prelude to the Inevitable
  • Attractive Distractions
  • Love Sludge
  • When In Roam
  • Wish We Weres
  • Radiate and Shine
  • Tongue and Tears
  • The Missing Lynx
  • Gluten Free The Whales
  • Killer Quails
  • In Lieu Of You
  • Breaking Band
  • Race Cat Dental Racket
  • ClawGlop *
  • Top Twoth
  • Kodoz Kommador and his Imaginary Polygon Attack Force Squadron
  • Bathroomers *
  • Selling CD's (in the back)
  • Little Spermaid
  • Disco Shivas *
  • Be Headed For Greatness *
  • Me Headed For Greatness *
  • Heart Of The Bog
  • The Emphatic Nope
  • Licking Planets
  • The Band That Never Wasn't
  • Faux Shaux
  • One Night Stand Still
  • The Had Had's
  • Spoiled For Choice
  • Passing Buyers
  • Of Order Out
  • Dick Casket
  • Socks with Scandals 
  • Tragic Wands
  • Rooftop Forgettables
  • Close But Kidding
  • Play Up Pun Words
  • The Tickled Hearts
  • Tissues Full Of Issues
  • Flown Apart
  • And Much Much More