BAND NAMES

Probably my favorite past time and waste of time.... is coming up with band names... A few of these exist in some incarnation of sorts (they are asterisked), but the vast majority are just that... names.  Perhaps, I run a low risk of someone actually wanting to borrow or steal one of these... i'm ok with that... i ask only two things... 1) send me a message and just tell me you are doing that... or ask... i will be flattered and respect you for making the effort...  2) make sure your band is fucking awesome!  (Also, i have not fact checked all of these... so there may be some of these bands that already exist in the real world... but i can promise you these all came straight from my itchy kitschy brain) 

Ok... and so it begins...

  • Secret Gods

  • We Aren't We

  • The Oddyssey

  • Not Snot Just Sound

  • The Evaporationators

  • Accidentists

  • Bananimals

  • Only We Stand Alone

  • Men Use Menus

  • Troubadourks

  • Whackadoodle Dudes

  • Even The Odd Ones

  • The Ponderers

  • Chocolate Funeral

  • Forender Forenever

  • Menace and the Denizens

  • Gastronomers

  • Perfect Slip Knot

  • Syndrome of a Down

  • Word Swords Words

  • Bornography

  • #poundsign

  • Bad Butchers

  • Wee Little Trees

  • Animal Circuits

  • Tick-a-Ttack And The Sort Of Punnish Mints

  • Thuggernaughts

  • Smelly Cunt Trees

  • Such Good Criers

  • Fucking Happy People

  • Universe Titties

  • We Weirdos

  • The Old Knew

  • Heart Smash Hearts Mash (Co-created with Sir Joe Blankenship)

  • Jelly Skeletals

  • Indefatigables

  • The Trounce

  • Beasts Of Calibration

  • Prelude to the Inevitable

  • Attractive Distractions

  • Love Sludge

  • When In Roam

  • Wish We Weres

  • Radiate and Shiner

  • Ice Cream with Sprinklers

  • Tongue and Tears

  • The Missing Lynx

  • Gluten Free The Whales

  • Killer Quails

  • In Lieu Of You

  • Breaking Band

  • Race Cat Dental Racket

  • ClawGlop *

  • Top Twoth

  • Kodoz Kommador and his Imaginary Polygon Attack Force Squadron

  • Bathroomers *

  • Selling CD's (in the back)

  • Wander Nerds

  • Little Spermaid

  • Disco Shivas *

  • Be Headed For Greatness *

  • Me Headed For Greatness *

  • Heart Of The Bog

  • The Emphatic Nope

  • Licking Planets

  • The Band That Never Wasn't

  • Faux Shaux

  • One Night Stand Still

  • One Night Stand For Sale

  • The Had Had's

  • Gorge Or Chasm

  • Spoiled For Choice

  • Passing Buyers

  • Of Order Out

  • Dick Casket

  • Socks with Scandals 

  • Tragic Wands

  • Rooftop Forgettables

  • Close But Kidding

  • Play Up Pun Words

  • The Tickled Hearts

  • Tissues Full Of Issues

  • Flown Apart

  • And Much Much More