Miss Sally Ann wanted a man

But didn't know where to find one

She looked in the stores and down by the shore

But they all seemed stuck on an island

She passed through the fog and called from the smog

But she didn't sound off like a siren

So silent and still she crept up a hill

In hopes to catch one that was wild

She baited her breath then cast out her net

But didn't luck out in the trial

So sad and alone she traveled back home

And waited for fate to revive her